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"What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me
with such contempt?"
— Nanni of Ur • ~1750 BCE • World's Oldest Customer Complaint
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circa 1750 BCE • Ur, Mesopotamia
UET V 81 • Now in the British Museum, London
𒂗𒍪 • Cuneiform Tablet UET V 81
Tell Ea-Nasir: Nanni sends the following message:
When you came, you said to me as follows: "I will give Gimil-Sin high quality copper ingots." You left then but you did not do what you promised me.
You put ingots which were not good before my messenger and said: "Take it or leave it." What do you take me for, that you treat somebody like me with such contempt?
I have sent as messengers gentlemen like ourselves to fetch the 1 mina of silver, but you have treated me with contempt by sending them back empty-handed.
The ingots you sent were not good. Among the ingots there was not one good piece...
How have you treated me for that copper? You have withheld my money bag from me in enemy territory; it is now up to you to restore my money to me in full.
— Nanni, Merchant of Ur, ~1750 BCE
Artist's reconstruction. Original cuneiform at the British Museum.
Ea-Nasir was a copper merchant in ancient Ur (modern Iraq), trading ingots from the Persian Gulf. His customers were not pleased with quality — or his customer service. Multiple complaint tablets were found at his house.
Written in Akkadian cuneiform on baked clay ~1750 BCE, buried, excavated from Ur in the 1950s. It now lives in the British Museum. Nanni's rage outlasted the Babylonian Empire, Rome, and probably fiat.
Had Bitcoin existed in 1750 BCE, Nanni could have verified bad copper, immutably, forever. With $EAN on Bitcoin Runes, Nanni's complaint is finally etched where it belongs — permanently, on the hardest ledger ever built.
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npub1nann…i75bc • ~1750 BCE
"Tell Ea-Nasir: the copper you delivered was not of the quality you promised. I am Nanni. I shall not be silenced."
npub1gimil…x9a2 • ~1749 BCE
"Among all the merchants who conduct business in Ur, Ea-Nasir alone has treated me with contempt. My complaint is etched in clay. Now it is etched in Bitcoin."
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Clay tablets were the original immutable ledger. Nanni baked his complaint into permanence. Bitcoin's blockchain does the same thing — just with less elbow grease and more electricity. $EAN is the natural evolution of a 3,775-year tradition.
Bitcoin Runes (launched April 2024, block 840,000) are UTXO-native tokens built for Bitcoin, designed by Casey Rodarmor. Smaller footprint than inscriptions. More elegant. $EAN is etched directly into Bitcoin's eternal ledger — the hardest clay ever made.
Ea-Nasir promised quality copper, delivered trash, kept the silver, and ghosted his customers. Sound familiar? The difference: $EAN is 0% tax, 0 premine, fair launch. We are not Ea-Nasir. We honor the complaint, not the crime.
In 1750 BCE, merchants in ancient Mesopotamia faced the same problems Bitcoin solves: counterparty risk, fraud, no trustless verification. Nanni trusted Ea-Nasir. Ea-Nasir lied. Nanni had no recourse except baking a clay tablet.
With Bitcoin, Ea-Nasir couldn't defraud you. The copper either weighs the specified amount or the transaction doesn't clear. The ledger doesn't lie. The blockchain is the world's greatest complaint tablet — and it never gets buried.
"1,750,000,000 $EAN — one coin for every year since 1750 BCE. HODL longer than clay."
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Subject to change. Unexpected tablets may be discovered.
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"Nanni would have been proud."
Meme competitions. TikTok history campaign: "Ancient complaints that still hit." Outreach to history professors, archaeology influencers, and Bitcoin OGs. Make Ea-Nasir's name known in 2026 CE as it was known in 1750 BCE — for the wrong reasons.
NFT replica clay tablets inscribed on Bitcoin. Attempt to get the British Museum to acknowledge $EAN. (They probably won't, but trying is the joke.) Archaeological meme collection drops.
"We shall write to them. On a clay tablet."
1,750 sats/token. The price target is the year. $EAN outlives every other memecoin, just as Nanni's complaint outlived the Babylonian Empire, the Roman Empire, and probably fiat currency.
🌕 To the Moon. Or at least to Ur.
Due Diligence
Questions Nanni should have asked before paying for copper